Fat Monkey Luggage Tag: Customs Agents Will Love It

 

A fat monkey is sure to brighten the mood of any weary traveler—even when Customs agents are rifling through their unmentionables.
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Corn Flakes Laptop Sleeve

Corn flakes get soggy in like 3 seconds—so how can it protect my laptop from the elements? Give me a Grape Nuts Sleeve any day. That thing would be like Kevlar.
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Ashley M Small Guitar Crossbody Bag

A guitar bag with a strap that is reminiscent of the neck…nice. This thing is so cool there is little need for me to embellish on it’s attributes other than it comes in five colors. Which means that you don’t have to settle for a pink guitar if you don’t want one.
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Computer Code Briefcase

You can look at the characters on this briefcase as long as you like, but unless you can uudecode in your head you are not getting anywhere. Even if you could, some letters are covered so you probably would not figure out that it is a uuencoded version of “The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock” [...]

U.S. History: When In Doubt…Cheat

You could memorize all of the American history you need to know for class, or you can pick up one of these U.S. History Cheat T-Shirts. Each shirt features all of the important dates and information you need to know—and it is printed upside down for easy reading. After all, isn’t cutting corners the American [...]

SpongeBob NerdyPants Square Tie

It’s bright yellow, it has a unique square shape and it prominently features SpongeBob NerdyPants wearing a pair of glasses that no self respecting person would be caught dead in. Put that all together and you have a great business tie. No need to explain why you are wearing it, you just have to claim [...]

“I Heart Brains” Hoodie

You might think this sweatshirt is referring to a love for Mensa members—that is until you realize that guy walking in the heart is a zombie. Either that or that Mensa member has been drinking a bit too much. I would have to give the zombie the edge in the coolness factor comparing the two.
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Underwear Skirt

A perfect gift for the shy exhibitionist. She loves the idea of flaunting her body, but can’t quite get up the nerve to do it. Now she can have it both ways. This tight skirt makes it appear that the only thing being worn is underwear. To make it even more realistic there is a [...]

Dental Watch

A bit of a niche product, the Dental Watch uses the tools of the trade for the hands. A dental scaler is the second hand, a mouth mirror is the minute hand, and a contra angle is the hour hand. The tooth at the 12 o’clock position makes the theme a bit more obvious. Fun [...]

Alien Smirk Necklace

If you thought that all aliens were stony faced killers, the Alien Smirk Necklace gives you an entirely different side of their personality. Is he smirking because he knows that he and his friends are going to dominate all of Earth? Or maybe he just heard a good joke. Either way he looks a lot [...]

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