When the antichrist comes, you can bet Satan will be carrying around some piping hot steamers with his very own Highway to Hell AC/DC diaper bag. Comes with side pockets for bottles, a changing pad, and inside pockets for other baby-centric necessities.
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Someone needs CPR and you have no idea what to do? Just grab yourself a CPRGlove and let it guide you through the process. It will tell you what to do and whether you are applying enough pressure. It will also notify you when it is time to start mouth to mouth. It is certainly better than nothing, but if there is a medical professional anywhere near me if I need CPR, please let them do their job and leave your CPRGlove in your pocket.
If you are lucky enough to have a partner willing to massage your feet/legs, these socks will do nothing but guide them toward the proper pressure points. A little guidance never hurt and if it doesn’t work for you just lose the socks. And be very happy that anyone would even consider touching your nasty feet.
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Gamer chick Beatboxaun lovingly crafted this Punch-Out scarf for anyone out there with an eye for fashion and taste in classic games. Unfortunately, the scarf was a one-of-a-kind item that was recently sold for $175. A hefty price for sure, but for a handmade item of this quality that is to be expected. Let’s just hope her success prompts her to make a few more.
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The wording on the bra is pretty straight forward, and likely true. The story of it being made from an alien polymer that is able to minimize the pull of heavenly bodies may be a little less than forthcoming. It still may be enough to keep the birthday girl quiet and amused.
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This heart-shaped bag with thong design and mini handcuffs is a perfect blend of trashy hotness. Plus, it is not going to break the bank.
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Dance Dance Revolution may have taken a back seat to games like Guitar Hero, but this t-shirt keeps things fresh and funny as hell.
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It may be a little tough to do dishes while wearing your Wolverine gloves, but they would certainly be nice to reach that itch in the middle of your back. If these were only retractable they would be so much more fun.
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Pop a couple AAA batteries into concealed pack on this shirt, and you have an animated pong game being proudly displayed on your chest. Some will think you are a bit old school and some will think you are just plain childish. Do you really care what any of them think as long as you have a live action game on your shirt?
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