AC/DC Diaper Bag: How Satan Would Haul Poop
When the antichrist comes, you can bet Satan will be carrying around some piping hot steamers with his very own Highway to Hell AC/DC diaper bag. Comes with side pockets for bottles, a changing pad, and inside pockets for other baby-centric necessities.
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CPRGlove
Someone needs CPR and you have no idea what to do? Just grab yourself a CPRGlove and let it guide you through the process. It will tell you what to do and whether you are applying enough pressure. It will also notify you when it is time to start mouth to mouth. It is certainly […]
Acupuncture Socks
If you are lucky enough to have a partner willing to massage your feet/legs, these socks will do nothing but guide them toward the proper pressure points. A little guidance never hurt and if it doesn’t work for you just lose the socks. And be very happy that anyone would even consider touching your nasty […]
Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out Scarf
Gamer chick Beatboxaun lovingly crafted this Punch-Out scarf for anyone out there with an eye for fashion and taste in classic games. Unfortunately, the scarf was a one-of-a-kind item that was recently sold for $175. A hefty price for sure, but for a handmade item of this quality that is to be expected. Let’s just […]
Humorous Women’s Support Bra
The wording on the bra is pretty straight forward, and likely true. The story of it being made from an alien polymer that is able to minimize the pull of heavenly bodies may be a little less than forthcoming. It still may be enough to keep the birthday girl quiet and amused.
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SILF - Sheep Need Love Too
Because some people are simply not turned on by older women.
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Thong Bag With Mini Handcuffs…Kinky
This heart-shaped bag with thong design and mini handcuffs is a perfect blend of trashy hotness. Plus, it is not going to break the bank.
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Dance Dance Revolutionaries: Washington and Franklin Pop and Lock
Dance Dance Revolution may have taken a back seat to games like Guitar Hero, but this t-shirt keeps things fresh and funny as hell.
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Wolverine: Deluxe Claw Gloves
It may be a little tough to do dishes while wearing your Wolverine gloves, but they would certainly be nice to reach that itch in the middle of your back. If these were only retractable they would be so much more fun.
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Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt
Pop a couple AAA batteries into concealed pack on this shirt, and you have an animated pong game being proudly displayed on your chest. Some will think you are a bit old school and some will think you are just plain childish. Do you really care what any of them think as long as you […]
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