Light Bulb Cufflinks

These light bulb cufflinks are cool enough as a novelty product to purchase for that reason alone. But the real selling point is that you can press the button on the bottom of the cufflink and the bulb actually lights up. Just so you can let everyone know when you have come up with yet [...]

This Election Year, Vote Robot Nixon

Having trouble finding a candidate you worthy of your precious vote? Well, it looks like Futurama geeks will have no trouble. Robot Nixon is definitely the man for the job. Image available on t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, and hoodies in a variety of colors.
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Super Sperm Costume Makes You Feel Like a Big Man

Even when the pipes aren’t working properly, you can still feel like a Billy Bad Ass when you wear this Super Sperm Costume.
If you are trying to conceive, surprise your woman by wearing this in the bedroom. It may provide some weird role-playing excitement. And who knows—it may even bring your nut some luck.
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Sleuth Binoculars Necklace

What people will not understand without a closer look at this necklace is that the binoculars are totally non-functional, they are there for decoration value only. So besides this thing being a huge necklace pendant, some people will probably assume you are some sort of peeping tom. Doesn’t that sound like the kind of impression [...]

7 Days Ring

The designer says this ring’s shape represents the seven days of the week, and turning the ring is like the passing of time day after day. Whatever. I call it a ring made from a seven sided bolt. The artist may think his interpretation is poetic, but mine is more practical, useful and very likely [...]

The Most Fashionably Geek Products: January 21st-27th 2008

Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of January 21st-27th 2008.
Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles: For that hip “Predator” look.
Tentacle Arm: I’m sure there is a fetish out there for this.
Skeleton Hoodie: It’s all fun and games until you get hit by a car.
WashboardTie: Playable neckwear.
Han Job T-Shirt: Han Solo [...]

Dino Eating Fried Chicken Ring

Okay guys, Valentine’s Day is just a little over two weeks away and it is time to think about what you are going to be buying for the wife/girlfriend. Jewelry is always a good idea and I think this is a product you should give some serious consideration to. A lovely ring that depicts a [...]

Misfits Skeleton Hands Jr T

You may not know it from the front of this shirt, but it is a shirt for the band The Misfits. The hands on the front are just a part of the skeleton motif of this influential punk rock band. The positioning of the hands is probably one they would approve of as well.
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“Stray’s Anatomy” Scrubs

Similar to Grey’s Anatomy but without the neuroses of Meredith or coldness of Christina, these ‘Stray’s Anatomy’ Scrubs replace those obnoxious characters with cute little animals. Won’t all the other doctors and nurses be jealous of your cool shirt while they are stuck with just plain ones?
And I wouldn’t worry about the loss of the [...]

It Will Put Hair on Your Chest!

This fashion monstrosity was puked out of the sick mind of artist Walter Van Beirendonck. The shirt reproduces his actual chest hair in a stretch fit t-shirt. The work, entitled “Finally Chest Hair” was created in 1997, but it was recently featured in an exhibition entitled “Vreemde Dingen” (Strange Things) at the Museum [...]

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