Bump Shirts Make Me Cringe
If you think wearing a “Bump Wars” maternity t-shirt is corny and lame, check out the lineup of men’s bump shirts (”I like my bump plump” for instance). If I saw one, I would wipe my ass with it. Additional photo after the break.
Aquis Diva Hair Turban
If wrapping a towel around your head is just a little too difficult for you, then maybe a shaped, microfiber towel with a snap would help you shorten your morning routine. I would think if rapid drying was required, then maybe some sort of device that blew hot air onto your head would be a […]
Garter Lace with Gun
A great gift for the bride. If the groom thinks that removing the garter is going to be a fun little experience, he will certainly have second thoughts when he feels the holster with gun attached. He can think of it as an example of the wife making all the important decisions.
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The Most Fashionably Geek Products: December 24th-30th 2007
Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 24th-30th 2007.
OB/GYN Kenobi: Looks like Obi Wan has a second job.
Tribal Nipple Shields: For both men AND women —if you can believe it.
Classic NES Controller Necklace: Reversable for closet geeks.
Elliot’s New Friend T-Shirt: Asks what would happen if the movies Aliens […]
Dreamcast Boxer Shorts: A Classic System Belongs Next to Your Junk
Sega’s Dreamcast was ahead of its time. Pay homage by putting a Dreamcast next to your most valuable possession.
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Space Invaders Scarf Features Hidden QR Codes
For those of you who are not familiar, quick response code (QR) is a two-dimensional code that basically encrypts website information that can only be retrieved using a camera phone equipped with reader software. After scanning, the software will launch the encrypted URL, sending you to God-knows where to sell you God-knows what.
This particular scarf […]
Rubber Chicken Necklace
A necklace is just another piece of jewelry, unless there is a rubber chicken pendant on it. The rubber chicken has been a part of comedy for years now and your wearing of it is just a nod to a comedy classic. That is a far better excuse than the fact that you just have […]
Doggie White Tuxedo
Having your dog as part of the wedding party may not be such a wise move, but if you just can’t have the ceremony without him then he needs to be dressed appropriately. This Doggie White Tuxedo should do the trick. Probably the only tuxedo I have seen that includes a D ring for a […]
Cat and “Mouse” Necktie For Feline Loving Geeks
Cat loving computer geeks who are comfortable wearing a tie this hideous are truly a rare breed —thankfully. Made of 100% polyester.
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Scooby Doo In Hell Boxer Shorts
Looks like Scooby has is work cut out for him this time. And where is Shaggy in his time of need? Probably tokin up with Satan.
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