“Need to Go” Cufflinks for Classy White Trash
Call me crazy, but I don’t picture these “Need to Go” cufflinks paired with an Armani suit. Now a crushed velvet leisure suit complete with a pirate shirt, bowtie and cumberbund would be another story.
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Ide Belt: 20-way AWM2651 Ribbon Cable Screams Sexy
Whether transferring data or holding up your pants, this Ide belt can do the job. At 48-inches long, it far exceeds the IDE standard length for data transfer —but the question is will it match the standards set by your fat ass?
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Transistor Earrings
Looking like an unusually shaped stud earring, these capacitor earrings will only be apparent to those who know their electronics. Everyone should recognize the device that ushered us from vacuum tubes to the computer age, but of course they don’t.
Wear the earrings and accept all compliments, but reserve any amorous thoughts for those who recognize [...]
Bowling Bag Leopard Purse
I cannot decide which of the design cues for this bag make it more appealing. Is the bowling bag design the winner? Or the leopard print? Either way the unique design means you will probably not have a problem with running into someone else with the same bag. There can’t be two of you that [...]
Silk Nuclear Physics Tie
Striped ties are for people who don’t have the knowledge to describe what something like the Silk Nuclear Physics Tie depicts. You can get away with it if you are in a room full of female fashion majors, but I would stay away from a meeting of Nuclear Physicists. They may expect you to actually [...]
Polar Fleece Jammerz - Electric Jamz
Footed pajamas are only for kids? No way. They are the most comfortable things in the world. And with this awesome design you can remind your significant other of your love of Guitar Hero. Because if they aren’t into your video games they aren’t into you.
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Laptop Protector Made From Recycled Billboards: Save the Earth in Style
This stylish laptop protector is made from PVC vinyl taken from reclaimed billboards once seen on America’s highways. The example above looks great, but I would worry that the version I purchased would say something like “Mustang Ranch: The Biggest Titties in Town! Next Exit.”
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Hobbes Revenge T-Shirt: It Was Bound to Happen
When you hang around a wild animal all day, it is only a matter of time before you end up getting slaughtered. It appears that Calvin has learned this the hard way.
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